1. Kissed any one of your HP friends? no
2. Been arrested? no
3. Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes
4. Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
5. Fallen asleep at work/school? no
6. Held a snake? owned one but never held lol
7. Ran a red light? no
8. Been suspended from school? No
9. Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? no
10. Been fired from a job? yes
11. Sang karaoke? yes wen very drunk lol
12. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
13. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes - sooo lady like haha
14. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
15. Kissed in the rain? Yes
16. Kissed in a pool? Yes
17. Sang in the shower? Yes
18. Sat on a rooftop? yes
19. Danced on a roof top? No
20. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? no
21. Broken a bone? yep - dont' ask LOL
22. Shaved your head? no
23. Blacked out from drinking? yes
24. Played a prank on someone? Yes
25. Felt like killing someone? Yes
26. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? yes
27. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
28. Been in a band? No
29. Shot a gun? no
30. Tripped on mushrooms? no
31. Donated Blood? no
32. Eaten alligator meat? no
33. Eaten cheesecake? Yes
34. Still love someone you shouldn't? nope
35. Think about the future? Yes
36. Believe in love? thought so
37. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? diagonally :)
38. Been in a fight? just a few lol
39. Eaten a large tub of popcorn at the movies? no
40. had sex in a public place? yes
41: eaten snails? yes as a kid
42: gone teetotal? no
Unknown "ღ Jo Manto ღ" Festive - 15 years, 11 months, 15 days ago

I am a little girl
I have a little thing
when I go to bed
I put my finger in
now I am much older
my thing has lost its charm
now it takes 5 fingers
and half my fucking arm!
Unknown "ღ Jo Manto ღ" Festive - 15 years, 11 months, 15 days ago

’Twas the Night after Christmas

’Twas the night after Christmas, and boy, what a house!
I felt like the devil, and so did my spouse.


The eggnog and turkey and candy were swell,
But ten hours later they sure gave me hell.


The stockings weren’t hung by the chimney with care.
The darn things were sprawled on the back of a chair.


The children were nestled all snug in their bed,
And I had a large cake of ice on my head.


When at long last I dozed off in a nap,
The ice woke me up as it fell in my lap.


For some unknown reason I wanted a drink,
So I started in feeling my way to the sink.


I got along fine ’til I stepped on the cat.
I cannot recall what occurred after that.


When I came to, the house was all flooded with light,
Although under the table I was high as a kite.


While visions of sugar plums danced in my head,
I somehow got up and climbed back into bed.


Then what to my wandering mind should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.


Then the sleigh seemed to change to a mammoth fire truck
,
And each reindeer turned into a bleary-eyed buck.


I knew in a moment it must be old Nick.
I tried to cry out, but my tongue was too thick.


The old devil whistled and shouted with glee,
While each buck pawed the earth and looked daggers at me.


Then he called them by name and the names made me shudder.


When I heard them I felt like a ship minus rudder.


"Now Eggnog! Bacardi! Four Roes! and Brandy!
Now Fruit Cake! Cold Turkey! Gin Rickey! and Candy!


To the top of his house, to the top of his skull,
Now whack away, crack it with thumps that are dull!"


And then in a twinkling I felt on my roof
The prancing and pawing of each cloven hoof.


How long this went on I am sure I can’t say,
Though it seemed an eternity plus a long day.


But finally the night after Christmas had passed,
And I found that I really could think straight at last.


So I thought of the New Year and few days away,
And I made me a vow that no tempter can sway.


I’m sticking to water, don’t even want ice,
For there’s nothing so tasty, or nothing so nice.


The night after New Year may bother some guys,
But I’ve learned my lesson, and brother, I’m wise.


You can have your rich food, and your liquor that’s red,
But what goes to my stomach won’t go to my head.


So here’s "Happy New Year" to you one and all.
I’m back on the wagon. I hope I don’t fall.


Unknown "ღ Jo Manto ღ" Festive - 15 years, 11 months, 15 days ago

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Unknown "ღ Jo Manto ღ" Festive - 15 years, 11 months, 19 days ago

Now I lay me down to sleep.
Please don't send me no more creeps.
Please just send me one good man.
One without a wedding band.

One good man who's sweet as pie.
Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie.
Who dresses neat and doesn't smell.
And is sexy like my man Denzel.
Is super-rich like Michael J.
On second thought, that's okay.

Man, if I should die before I wake,
that would truly take the cake;
No matrimony or honeymoon.
No fancy reception planned for June.
No throwing of the wedding bouquet.
Please, God, don't let me go out that way.
If I die before I meet Mr. Right
I won't go out without a fight.
But then again with my luck,
He'd probably be just some schmuck.

The single life is not that bad
I know it's just a passing fad.
I won't be blue. I will not frown.
Besides, I like my toilet seat down.
No more makeup, won't comb my hair.
So never mind this stupid prayer.

The single life will do just fine.
So what's up, girlfriend?
IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!
Unknown "ღ Jo Manto ღ" Festive - 15 years, 11 months, 20 days ago