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Hello there.

Something that intrigues me about your profile (besides the excellent bath pic) is why you mention that you're disabled. Is your disability a large part of your identity? After all, on the Internet you can be more or less whatever you like.

I have a strong suspicion, for example, that the person who owns me is really a cat; but she never mentions it, and I don't ask.

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