Men Are Hard to Please
The Problems with guy is,
If you TREAT him NICELY, He says you're IN LOVE WITH HIM.
If you DON'THe says you're PROUD.
If you DRESS NICELY,He says you're trying to LURE him.
If you DON'T, He says you're from KAMPUNG(village).
If you ARGUE with him, He says you're STUBBORN.
If you KEEP QUIET, He says you're NO BRAINS.
If you are SMARTER than him, he'll LOSE face.
If he's SMARTER than you, He is GREAT.
If you DON'T LOVE him, He will POSSESS you.
If you LOVE him, He will LEAVE you.
If you don't MAKE LOVE with him, He says you DON'T LOVE him.
If you'll DO, He says you're CHEAP.
If you tell him your PROBLEM, He says you're TROUBLESOME.
If you DON'T TELL, He says you're NOT TRUST him.
If you SCOLD him, You are like NANNY to him.
If he SCOLDS you, It is because HE CARES you.
If you BREAK PROMISE, You CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
If he BREAKS it, He says FORCED to do so.
If you SMOKE, You are BAD GIRL.
If he SMOKE, He is GENTLEMEN.
If you do WELL in your EXAM, He says its your LUCK.
If he does WELL, Its BRAINS.
If you HURT him, You Are CRUEL.
If he HURTS you, We are too SENSITIVE.
So Hard to Please!
Ish....!
Unknown "Mandy*" Emo
- 16 years, 3 months, 23 days ago