What if squeeze myself into any shape And I still don't fit What if bend myself so much that I break And I can't mend it What if I burn so bright that the fire goes out And I can't stay lit What's the point in it
I could get good at cryin' crocodile tears Just to get along I could carry on tellin you what you wanna hear Til my voice is gone But If I finally get to the place that I think is home And I don't belong What the point in it Where's the benefit? When I'm gaining all but I'm losing it
It's not worth having If it's too much to hold You can dig so deep That youre left with a hole Thirsty in a desert with a bag full of gold
Don't wanna end up like pirate bones What I thought was precious just a pile o' stones I might not have the treasure but I'll be lying alone Just a pile of pirate bones
If I forfeit my soul it ain't worth having It it's something I stole it ain't worth having
What if I stake everything I am on a dream And it's counterfeit If I reach the end, that justifies the means Could I live with it? And if its true that havin' too much of any good thing ccn only make me sick Whats the point in it, where's the benefit When I'm gaining all but I'm losing it
If I forfeit my soul it ain't worth having It its something I stole it ain't worth having
It's not worth that much to me If losin' out is what it means To swim in shallow victory Is empty, empty, It's just not worth the price It's only a fools paradise It's draining every drop of life til I'm dry like 'Pirate Bones
If I forfeit my soul it ain't worth having If it's something I stole it aint
Unknown"Kitty Kat"Purring
- 16 years, 10 months, 18 days ago
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with Honors, and then went home to join his father's legal firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, you know what, in one day I managed to solve the accident case that you've been working on for 10 years!" His father responded : " You idiot, we lived on the funding of that case" Unknown"Kitty Kat"Purring
- 16 years, 10 months, 23 days ago
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read : 'Legal Consultation Service: $150. Unknown"Kitty Kat"Purring
- 16 years, 10 months, 23 days ago
The professor of a Contract Law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was outraged."No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then replied, "Ok. I will tell him - "I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before and hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding. Unknown"Kitty Kat"Purring
- 16 years, 10 months, 23 days ago
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once and had s*x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' Unknown"Kitty Kat"Purring
- 16 years, 10 months, 23 days ago
