welcome to Human Pets my preciooousssshhhhh
e r.. nothing... I promise not to throw you into any volcanoes... honest...

I'm a pretty relaxed owner, just no humping my leg, I'm far too old for you...but you're allowed up on the couchs, and you can use that couch over there for a scratching pole, and sometimes I bring cat nip home from work. Now that room over there is fo.... OMG what the hell are those things following you.....
aaaaaaaaaaa aaaahhhhhhhhh hhhh run away run away run away....