Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary ...

Day 983 of my captivity ...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. B*stards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.
Moira Townsend "Momma T" happy in the world - 15 years, 8 months, 3 days ago

Well, It's true, I have not been around on here much, just the odd time for petting here and there, that's it.
My owner has disappeared and I have sold all but two of my pets but I have to say I'm missing it and while I have been away the points are stacking up and now I would consider myself a very rich pet, so what do I do with all my points? - buy myself? buy a very expensive pet or just go shopping - lots, decisions, decisions, answers on my wall would be appreciated!! xxx
Moira Townsend "Momma T" happy in the world - 15 years, 9 months, 8 days ago

Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss,
Old fat furry cat-puss,
Wake up and look at this thing that I bring,
Wake up, be bright,
be golden and light,
Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing.


Moira Townsend "Momma T" happy in the world - 16 years, 3 months, 18 days ago

Moira Townsend "Momma T" happy in the world - 16 years, 3 months, 20 days ago

I believe in Pink, I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner, I belive in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles - Audrey Hepburn
Moira Townsend "Momma T" happy in the world - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago