Taley tale tale ^.^ Ahmmm so this be a boredom tale. Cos I are bored dammit! But a little bit excited too, for my birthday next week *YAY* My liver shall hate me forever once I can legally drink :D Also in my village there is a big hole, and I think it is slowly swallowing us up O_o Cos it started off small and now it is huuuuuuuge! And the builders aren't actually doing anything about it - they just stand looking at it, and occasionally they will point at something, just so that they look busy I think. *nods* I might do that. I shall sit in my lessons, and now and again, I will casually point at something :D It could work *looks unsure* Now everyone wants to see the hole. It's famous. But I are shleepy now. *waves annyeong to everyone and goes to snooze*
Unknown Sleepy - 16 years, 2 days ago

I lied again, part 4 is up and running on Hel-el-el-el-arrrrn's page. While I'm awaiting inspiration for the next part of our tale, go see Helen's stories, and thumb her too while you are there ^.^

http://humanpets.com/720393833
Unknown Sleepy - 16 years, 2 months, 8 days ago

[[[[[[[[PART 3 (whut's that? You be looking for part 2? Heh well durrr, you gotsa go see Helen's tales for that innit :p) Right, where was I? Oh that's right...PART 3!!!]]]]]]]]]]]

Their spaceship was full of shiny things and me and Helen stared in amazement. It was the shiniest damn shiny stuff we had ever seen - and we were huge fans of The Shiny Show dammit! But then we heard the same terrifying noise that had haunted us throughout our almost peaceful few weeks back on Earth. There was no mistaking that 'ARGLEBARGLEBARGLEOOMPH' noise. It was getting louder! We looked around but there was no-where at all to hide. There weren't even any everythink-proof pink leaves that we loved so much to hide behind. Whatever made the noise was almost upon us. Me and Helen held our breath as the creature crept slowly out of the shadows towards us. As it came into the light we could see that the monster was clearly female - only it had no hair. Just a bald head with glasses. It didn't even have any eyebrows. It wore a tag on it's left tenticle which read 'Jess' Me and Helen exchanged a glance before bursting into an episode of gigglefits. It was the funniest sight we had seen in over a year! But just as our joy began to fill the room, 'Jess' opened her mouth to say something.....'GITTLEATTLEBUMFILTH' she screeched and suddenly all the lights started flashing and alarms started beeping. "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" I yelled to Helen, but I got no reply.....

I lied - it's the end - alalalala. Mmhmm, now you shall never know what happens. MUHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA :D
Unknown Sleepy - 16 years, 3 months, 21 days ago

Just as we started settling back onto Earth, Helen heard a rumbling noise! Suddenly the ground we were standing on started to spin and everything went black. We heard that unmistakable laughter that came from the neon pink and green aliens! The dutty swines had slept under our beds, stolen our vodka supplies, and dumped us back on the moon! I looked up and Helen was staring and pointing. I followed the direction of her finger and saw a gruesome monster coming towards us, mouth wide open and sharp teeth showing. He wanted to eat us!!! With Gregory and his plant pot lover stealing our only method of escape, would we ever get home alive???
Find out in part 2! - Charlotte and Helen's great escape! - coming to a tale near you!
Unknown Sleepy - 16 years, 3 months, 22 days ago

Oooo, I can use tales for rants :D *growls at Orange*
Damn woman patters on to me for about 8 hours about crap all, has an 11 hour long 'how do you spell your surname?' session, then tells me I'll have to ring back later. I never thought I'd say this, but....I miss O2 XD. Ima put Orange on Gertrude's list of places to blow up. After Asda of course. :) Or when we achieve world domination we can simply abolish Orange altogether in favour of Cowpat - the all new mobile phone network - guaranteed to be just as poo as your other networks :D
Unknown Sleepy - 16 years, 3 months, 29 days ago