I am a geek. I love Stephen King, believe the person who canceled the series Firefly should be shot. I am unable to finish my list of greatest TV shows of all time because I can't decide whether Quantum Leap or The Carole Burnett Show should be #1. I decorated my bedroom in cranberry and Disney Villains, which looks better than it sounds. I am more inclined to have a celebrity crush on a TV chef than an actor or rock star (Tyler Florence & Gordon Ramsey RULE) I have a girl crush on Drew Barrymore and think that if we ever met we would make excellent friends and have slumber parties every second weekend. I am a bossy, control freak, submissive, people pleaser....figure that one out. I think people should be accepted the way they are but assume that people will not accept me. I am least vain person you could meet but was more upset when I lost my hair then when I lost my kidneys (which grew back in straight instead of curly, the hair, not the kidney) I love to cook and I survived transplant surgery, because of that I found i create my best menus when on pain medication. My son is the funniest person on earth and is my personal hero. I wish I could be more villainous, but my rugby mom,cookie diva side stops me from slipping to the dark side. I am easily hurt and easily forgive. I love everything about presents...giving them, getting them, making them, and shopping for them.
Tony puts up with a lot when it comes to having me as his signifigant other. I am terrified to be in a relationship which makes me completely erratic and prone to doing whatever I can to shove him away. But he stands, unflinching...and he will not be moved. He is this amazingly patient man and I have never met anybody like him in my entire life. Baby, you are my everything. You are the only one I have ever met that I don't need to have tell me....I belong. With you , I just know it. As sure death and taxes we belong together. So this is for you...I hope it makes you smile as much as you make me smile every day. And BTW...we are gonna learn these sweet sweet dance moves for when we go out clubbin,. Here's to our Happy Ending....
Lauri Deschain"Sexy Muffin"Sleepy
- 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
I do like the way you call me baby....with that geordie accent (i also like the way you say duvet) and I do love you more than I can promise..........
Lauri Deschain"Sexy Muffin"Sleepy
- 16 years, 10 months, 18 days ago
"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area we call... The Human Pet Zone" Lauri Deschain"Sexy Muffin"Sleepy
- 16 years, 10 months, 20 days ago
I had never heard this song before Tony sang it to me. Now its one of my favorites....
Lauri Deschain"Sexy Muffin"Sleepy
- 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago
Computer......................................................$955 Monthly internet..............................................$35 Human Pets application......................................free Tony Baines...................................................135,000 pet points Finding your true love and living happily ever after.....Priceless
Lauri Deschain"Sexy Muffin"Sleepy
- 17 years, 9 days ago
