I just felt the fine alliteration in "Princess Palmer" created such euphony as well as constituting a wondrous title for your personage. Also the notion of you being the daughter of King Jaramillo sparked a wickedness within me and I didn't know what to do with myself! hoho
Umm I think you are right, I don't think there is anything scarier than that. You can go ahaead and give that to her if she buys you again.. I'm pretty sure it will deter her from any future buying :P
So I am going to give you a cute little burger that looks happy to get eaten.