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Unknown
Gee, everyone just hates me on human pets now.. i used to get messages all the time and now none???! wow
Unknown Adored - 16 years, 2 months, 5 days ago
Unknown
IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE or comment... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE ..
Unknown Adored - 16 years, 3 months ago
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Plz help me i need lots and lots of thumbs!!
Unknown Adored - 16 years, 3 months, 2 days ago
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Plz help me i need lots and lots of thumbs!!
Unknown Adored - 16 years, 3 months, 2 days ago
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I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

(So what you need?)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[Chorus:]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, uh huh)
I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[Chorus]

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

[Chorus]

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Unknown Adored - 16 years, 3 months, 2 days ago
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Unknown
Wow thank you --- I dont hate you! You realy surprised me!
Unknown Abused - 15 years, 3 months ago
jacinda
thanks for checking out my auction. thumbed your tales
You have been given you simply rock!.
Crafted by jacinda
jacinda Curious - 15 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
Alexander Graesser
random comment #44) *fired* You have been fired
Alexander Graesser "Flambeaux" gone! - 15 years, 7 months, 5 days ago
Unknown
Now you get thumbs...
Unknown "Grrrrrr" Growling - 15 years, 11 months, 15 days ago
Trav

You have been given A Invitation to Lunch.
Crafted by
Trav Neglected - 16 years, 6 days ago
Unknown

You have been given Thumbed you all Over.
Crafted by
Unknown "i love you 4eva " Wild - 16 years, 16 days ago
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