TRUE STORY!!!

Was driving home from school with my 6yr old daughter today and we were discussing the possibilities of going to Paris soon. It went something like this...

Her: " you can go through the tunnel to Paris can't you?"
Me: "Yeah course you can, its a straight run on the train...or you could fly?"
Her: eyes wide open and completely shocked "BUT I HAVENT GOT ANY WINGS!!!!"
Me: *swerved into the central res' laughing*
Unknown "MY SEXY PRINCESS" Loyal - 16 years, 11 months, 5 days ago

I unashamedly went to see the spice girls last night, David Beckham was in the god damn audience!!! My legs were killing and i shouted til i was hoarse...and that was just getting out the carpark!!
Unknown "MY SEXY PRINCESS" Loyal - 16 years, 11 months, 6 days ago

ok lets talk about THE SHOP, im dealing in what i know best, the land of pole and strippers yeehaaa. If you buy anything let me know and i will thumb you like you thumb your wife :P Oh im quite bored tonight, CSI doesnt start for another 10 mins and the kettle is boiling so you will feel my wrath until then...ok its boiled, aurevoir petals x
Unknown "MY SEXY PRINCESS" Loyal - 16 years, 11 months, 14 days ago

Im auctioning my shadow here people!!!!! My own god damn shadow!! You dont get better than that, only one owner from new too *rolls eyes*

Bid i tell you!

EDITED TO SAY: the dude who actually won the shadow hasn't made an effort to collect it!! PAH!! He wins my shadow and doesn't want it?!?! whats the world coming to?! *shakes head and sighs*
Unknown "MY SEXY PRINCESS" Loyal - 16 years, 11 months, 17 days ago

Ok so let me get this straight...

I have to thumb people and they thumb me back in return?!? Is this legal?!? What if they dont want to be thumbed and im violating them?!? Surely it would be courteous to ask them if they'd like me to thumb them rather than me going in all digits blazing?!?

And whats with all the petting?? Ive never been petted so much in my life!! And where, may i ask, are these people petting me? Do i have adequate protection?...what if they havent washed their hands?!? (this obviously applies to thumbing too)

I think i may start selling alcohol rub in my shop...with this norovirus going around and all the petting and thumbing i'll make millions and buy you all!!!
Unknown "MY SEXY PRINCESS" Loyal - 16 years, 11 months, 19 days ago