My first tale is,

Jokingly i go around hanging with my friend and I'm called a whore. But truly...I'm not. So you know its bad when your father jokingly calls you a whore. he said to my uncle "Yeah she went out on Halloween dressed like a whore and came back with a big bag of candy." And the uncle was like "Well...at least it works" and all I could say for that is.." MY COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN WAS LESS SLUTTY THEN THE ONE FOR THE HALLOWEEN PARADE!!!!!!!!!"
Unknown "Kimmay" Daring - 16 years, 10 months, 26 days ago