I'm normal! Didn't expect that did you? I'm actually right handed, though that bears no relevance here. Remember first and foremost that this is a game. You're not talking to, buying or bidding for Paul, I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts!! (It's all for fun.)
About you:
Buttercup. Why didn't you wait for me? Death cannot stop true love, only delay it for a while.