You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note in the windscreen, it said 'parking fine.'

-Timmy Cooper
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

-Ellen DeGeneres
Unknown "My Sis =P" Loving - 16 years, 8 months, 24 days ago

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

-George Gobal
Unknown "My Sis =P" Loving - 16 years, 8 months, 24 days ago

I'm free of all prejudices....I hate everyone equally.

-W.C. Fields
Unknown "My Sis =P" Loving - 16 years, 8 months, 24 days ago

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?!?!

-Roseanne Barr
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