Repost in your tales with your answers......

Yes or No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? yes
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? no
Slept in until 5 PM? no
Fallen asleep at work/school? no
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? yes
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? Yes
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn*t? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No
Broken a bone? yes
Shaved your head? yes
Blacked out from drinking? yes
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? no
Donated Blood? yes
Eaten alligator meat? yes!
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes!
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes!
Adrian "MY Sexci Babii" -=I aM NuMbEr 1=- - 16 years, 3 months, 17 days ago

Look i could honestly put up a big story here about how my life is and what's happened to me but yeah i guess every one has a sad story and theres no point sharing it on here so instead i prefer to just post jokes they make me smile and i hope they make you smile too there's no point bringing people down with you so instead just :D smile and carry on!!!! hehehe


SMILE PEOPLE!!!!! IT MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!!!


AND MY FAVORITE....

CHEER UP EMO KID!!!
HAHAHAHA

SERIOUSLY SMILE IT HELPS EVERYONE AND YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN KNOW THAT YOUR DOIN IT!!! BUT I CAN TELL YOU FROM EXPERIENCE THAT IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE SEEING HAPPY PEOPLE!!!


YOU BETTER BE SMILING!!!


STOP LOOKING AT MY WANG!!!!!!!
Adrian "MY Sexci Babii" -=I aM NuMbEr 1=- - 16 years, 10 months, 12 days ago

There was this boy in high school that was what you would
consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement
of his home and one night he came up and said "Dad look
what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of
soil and instantly grass started to grow.

Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked
his son if he can make something to make his penis grow.

His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then
dad would have to buy him a convertable.

Dad agreed.

The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his
dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told
him that he had something to show him. They went to the front
yard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari.

The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertable."

The dad replied "the convertable is in the garage. The Ferrari is
from your mother."
Adrian "MY Sexci Babii" -=I aM NuMbEr 1=- - 16 years, 10 months, 12 days ago

Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney
and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For
her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring.
This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me
because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's
birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet.
This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because
she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to
buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like
the T-shirt she can go f**k herself!"

Adrian "MY Sexci Babii" -=I aM NuMbEr 1=- - 16 years, 10 months, 12 days ago

The Perfect Worker

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines.
Adrian "MY Sexci Babii" -=I aM NuMbEr 1=- - 16 years, 10 months, 12 days ago