It's my birthday today!! Help me celebrate by going into my store and buy an enema for your pet! It's awesome!
Unknown "The Shizzle" Rabid - 16 years, 8 months, 9 days ago

I really do have the best store...what better way to show your pet that you love them, then by giving them an enema? Come check it out!
Unknown "The Shizzle" Rabid - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

Maybe it makes me a bad person, but I take great joy in reporting pornographic market items...don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with porn, I actually used to work at a porn store. I do have a big problem with people making pornography accessible to children. That pretty much makes you a pervert in my books, or a sociopath that doesn't care...
So go ahead and throw your incredibly explicit pictures in there! It's fun for me to report!!
PS It only takes half a second to check the sexually explicit box
Unknown "The Shizzle" Rabid - 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago

I think my new store is awesome...but I guess there's no market for cleverness....sigh
Unknown "The Shizzle" Rabid - 16 years, 8 months, 20 days ago

Hey everyone, I have some fantastic new items in my store!! Come check it out!
Unknown "The Shizzle" Rabid - 16 years, 8 months, 20 days ago