Nice one liners...
1. The sex was so good, even the neighbours had a cigarette.
2. Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten .
3. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
4. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
5. To all you virgins - thanks for nothing.
6. Life's a buffet - so eat me!
7. Out of my mind - back in 5 minutes.
8. Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
9. I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
10. Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
11. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
12. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
13. Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
14. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
15. Why cant I be rich instead of so d@mn good looking.
Unknown Adventurous
- 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago
