"Your comments evoke a skepticism in me that I choose to convey smugly." -Stephen Colbert
Unknown "Mr. Tickles" Injured - 15 years, 11 months ago

"The problem with trying to make things foolproof is that people usually greatly underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." -Douglas Adams
Unknown "Mr. Tickles" Injured - 15 years, 11 months, 14 days ago

You know what you need?

Shakabuku

It's a swift,
spiritual
kick to the head
that alters your reality
forever.
Unknown "Mr. Tickles" Injured - 16 years, 8 months ago

Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo: He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Unknown "Mr. Tickles" Injured - 16 years, 8 months ago

Dora:
"Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past."
Marten:
"If that's true, than wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future."
Faye:
"And common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot NOW."
Unknown "Mr. Tickles" Injured - 16 years, 8 months, 21 days ago