Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.
Unknown "pretty girl" Daring - 16 years, 3 months, 19 days ago

Some person on gaiaonline.com replied to a forum topic called "What's a Blowjob?" with this comment, and i thought it was hilarious xD so here it is:

"lol...i remember a time when my little brother asked me what a "hard-on" was. but he said it "heart on". so i told him that it's when guys go get a tattoo of a heart on their private places and when they are officially a man. it was great. i never laughed so hard in my life. until just now when you asked what a blowjob is. LOL"
Unknown "pretty girl" Daring - 16 years, 3 months, 26 days ago

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.


"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted
Unknown "pretty girl" Daring - 16 years, 4 months, 1 day ago