what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? elephino!
Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 6 days ago

KEEP SCROLLING DOWN!!
CHECK OUT MY SHOP!!
Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 8 months, 29 days ago

A Boy And His Father
===============
A boy and his father were playing catch
in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee.
He ran over and stomped it.
"That was a honey bee,"
his father said, "one of our friends.
For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly,
so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said,
"one of our friends, and for stomping him
you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast.
The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove.
His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said,
"Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

Read this question,
come up with an answer and then
scroll down to the bottom for the result.
This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.
No one has gotten it right-including me.


A woman,
while at the funeral of her own mother,
met this guy whom she did not know.
She thought this guy was amazing,
so much her dream guy she
believed him to be just that!
She fell in love with him right there,
but never asked for his
number and could not find him.
A few days later she
killed her sister.


Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
(Give this some thought before you look below)

==============================
Answer: She was hoping that the guy would
appear at the funeral again.
===============================

If you answered this correctly,
you think like a psychopath.
This was a test by a famous
American Psychologist used to test if
one has the same mentality as a killer.
Many arrested serial killers took part in
the test and answered the question correctly.

If you didn't answer the question
correctly good for you.
====================
If you got the answer correct,
please let me know so I can
take you off of my email list unless
that will tick you off,
then I'll just be extra nice to
you from now on. :)
Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

A Little Canadian Humor
=================
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher,
their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception.
A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."

"Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."

The teacher is now angry. "Thats? no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron.
What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.
"Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."

Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago