OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks,and gives you sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
DAMN, IT JUST DOESN'T GET MORE ACCURATE THAN THAT
Unknown "JoJo" Lonely
- 16 years, 9 months, 7 days ago