Yo listen up heres a story about a lil guy who lives in a blue world. and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him, inside and outside. Blue his house with a blue lil window and a blue corvette and everything he sees is blue and himself and everybody around coz he ain't got nobody to listen...
Unknown "Aussie Chan" Injured - 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago

okay im out of scar stories... but hope this is funny.
i play soccer with my school and we play in teh university open womens division. its always lots of fun, me a midget playing against these big ladies. in our final a few years ago we were playing uralla *groan* another small town near where i live. anyway, when i had the ball, one of the women on the sideline yelled to her team "GET THE MIDGET!"... i didn't hear it until i was told later...


oh and for a little personal joke...

LINDA!!!!
Unknown "Aussie Chan" Injured - 16 years, 10 months, 12 days ago

alright... heres another two. neither are very entertaining so i am putting them together.

i was forced to give up playing netball last year. but in this one game a team was forced to forfeit and i was asked to play so they could have a mock game. it was the only game i played that year but i managed to fall twice and skin y knees, ankles, elbows, palms... and i hve a nice scar on my ankle.

i also have this friend who played a trick on me. she asked "have you ever seen a match burn twice?" i said no and so she lit a match... blew it out and then stuck it on my skin while it was hot. me having very easily burned skin still has a little dot scar of my arm. hehe... a constant reminder.
Unknown "Aussie Chan" Injured - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago

another scar story you ask? well here is a short one. when i was younger...probably about 9 or 10, we purchased a walking machine in our house. i used to sit and try to make it move by soinning the wheels with my hands. unfortunately one day i got my pinky finger stuck in the wheel and now i have a pretty scar across it!
Unknown "Aussie Chan" Injured - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago

hmm...ok...

well there was this one time (not at band camp)... we were actually doing a guild drama production. anyway i went to bend under a cord that was strung between a CD player on a piano and a powerpoint. anywho i hit my head on the corner of the piano. i was like "ow" and put my hand to my head to find blood rushing out. i slammed my hand back on ym head and started crying and asking people to help me. at first no-ione noticed until i stumbled towards my friends... anyway now i have a cool scar... all my scars have really cool stories.... :P
Unknown "Aussie Chan" Injured - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago