secretary saw her boss's pants zip open, she tells him, "sir ur garage door is open." Boss:"did u see my ferrari?" secretary:" i saw a small scooter with 2 punctured wheelz" Unknown
- 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
a 3 year old Jack is watchin his mom breast feed his new baby sister...after a while he asks,"mom y have u got 2? is 1 for cold milk and the other for warm milk? Unknown
- 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
A little girl is in her backyard digging a hole.the lil girl is balling her yez out, when her neighbour comes and asks: "what is wrong my dear child?" "my canary died" replies the girl. "im sorry, bt y such a big hole?" asks da neighbour "coz ur damm cat ate him" Unknown
- 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
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- 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
u just are, random and funny. how old u? i dnt beleev zat u 7
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- 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
yes, ur hilarious! but i hav another account that keeps shutting down, so i hv this one too, and on mah other human pets profile, my most expensive pet is about 10 000 points, used to own som1 for 25 000
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- 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
hilarious! ur so funny!
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- 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
