Bowling for Soup - Smoothie King

She don’t even know exactly where she wants to go
Was that a double negative oh never mind let’s go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle’s best
She may be right think I remember coffee on her breath
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum

I know I shouldn’t take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I’m dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We’ll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It’s not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I’m crazy about you

Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And mommy thinks she’s great but then again she’s not around
To see her throw a fit, borderlining conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she’s all I can think about so I must not be gay
I’m her lunatic and she’s my psychopath

I know I shouldn’t take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I’m dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We’ll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It’s not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I’m crazy about you

And we are the lucky ones we’ll get matching tee shirts airbrushed at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people who laugh if someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard and maybe we’ll start to see
That you and me we’re not so crazy

Michael Bolton (never liked him)
Celine dion
Air Supply
And now… ME

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t true (Love songs make me sick cuz they’re not true)
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
Hollywood California
So add it up and break it down (add it up and break it down)
It’s not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I’m crazy about you

Love songs make me sick cuz they’re not true
You're crazy and I’m crazy about you
Crazy cuz im crazy about you
Your crazy and im crazy about you… yeah

Peter Goulding "PrettyBoyVampire" Cheeky - 15 years, 9 months, 25 days ago

HAIR COLOUR: Brown (with Caramel highlights and darkened roots)
EYE COLOUR: Dark Brown
PROFESSION: Data storage, archive and records management
FAVOURITE COLOUR: Deep Mica Blue
FAVOURITE FILM: Top Gun
FAVOURITE SONG: The boys of Summer - The Ataris (Don Henley Cover)
FAVOURITE PLACE: Underwater
FAVOURITE SHOP/ LABEL: Burtons, Cross Hatch
BEER OR WINE: Beer with mates and a curry. Wine if its anything more
COFFEE OR TEA: Coffee!
SUMMER OR WINTER: Height of Summer
MORNING OR NIGHT: Night
STOLEN ANYTHING: Nope
HAD SEX IN PUBLIC PLACE: Not yet...
LIED: Yes
BEEN ARRESTED: There is Time
WISHED YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE: At times
HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND: Yes a couple
BIGGEST FEAR: Being unable to dance
BIGGEST MISTAKE: if you make a mistake you regret it, I have no regrets!
BLACKED OUT FROM DRINKING: Does complete memory failure count?
FELT LIKE KILLING SOMEONE: Yes many a time
BELIEVE IN LOVE: Yeah but it only end in tears!
SONG PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL: Jimmy Eat World - Kill
WOULD YOU KISS SOMEONE ON HP: Its been done ;)
STAR SIGN: Sagittarius
DRUGS: No
Peter Goulding "PrettyBoyVampire" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months ago

Bowling for Soup - Down for the Count

Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner weighing in at 131lbs
I'm sorry girl, 126lbs, the girl that broke my heart.
Isn't she lovely folks, Just look at that smile
Draws me in everytime

Someone call a medic cuz I think she's gonna strike again
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand
And holds the picture in the heart shaped frame we bought at target
Yes I think we've got a problem but I can't put my finger on it

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring

Let's get ready for verse #2
The message on my cell says she's waiting on the call from me
to tell her that I'm sorry I can come back if I crawl
But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry
Cept I'm sorry that I met you
Now my guard's up and I'm fighting dirty

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring

7 8 9 10 Knockout

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Undisputed champ of my world and I'm begging to be

Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring

Peter Goulding "PrettyBoyVampire" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 6 days ago

Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Peter Goulding "PrettyBoyVampire" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 6 days ago

The Killers - Human

I did my best to notice
when the call came down the line
up to the platform of surrender
I was brought but I was kind
and sometimes I get nervous
when I see an open door

close your eyes, clear your heart

cut the cord
are we human or are we dancer
my sign is vital, my hands are cold
and I'm on my knees
looking for the answer
are we human or are we dancer

pay my respects to grace and virtue
send my condolences to good
give my regards to soul and romance
they always did the best they could
and so long to devotion,
you taught me everything I know
wave good bye, wish me well

you gotta let me go
are we human or are we dancer
my sign is vital, my hands are cold
and I'm on my knees
looking for the answer
are we human or are we dancer

will your system be all right
when you dream of home tonight
there is no message we're receiving
let me know is your heart still beating

are we human or are we dancer
my sign is vital, my hands are cold
and I'm on my knees
looking for the answer

you've gotta let me know
are we human or are we dancer
my sign is vital, my hands are cold
and I'm on my knees
looking for the answer
are we human
or are we dancer

are we human or are we dancer

are we human or are we dancer

Peter Goulding "PrettyBoyVampire" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 8 days ago