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Gillian Sloan
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Herds: Connies Comics, Have You, Wolfy's sanctuary, Tiger crowd 15/10, Wolfy's Lair, Wendy's Coffee Lounge
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Gillian Sloan
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge
lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors,
emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of
the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters
were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and
the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really
forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty
swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the
ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.




Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy
fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she
was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and
six mite whice into a hucking cuge farriage with six
dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The
gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight
otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the
ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince
when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all
chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out
tripping barse over ollocks, and losing her slass
glipper.



The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on
Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.
Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a
fassive mart. 'Who's fust jarted?' asked the prandsome
hince. 'Blame that fugly ucker over there!" said Mary
Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he
tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without
success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks
was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had
bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass
glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The
pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and
Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!





THE END.


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Gillian Sloan
The Why's of Men




1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?


(because they are plugged into a genius)
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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?



(they don't have enough time)



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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?


(they don't stop to ask directions)
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4 . WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?



(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)



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5 . WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

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6 . HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)
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( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)



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And the personal favorite:
7 . WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


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Gillian Sloan
We've heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definition.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death
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Gillian Sloan
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER

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Gillian Sloan
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'


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Lilla Maria Pilluret
Hey Gillian, just popping by to say that I miss you...!!!...xoxoxo
Aaaaaaaargh You have been given Aaaaaaaargh.
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Gillian's shop
Gillian's Island


Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
With Gillian,
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star,
And The Rest,
Here on Gillians Isle.

What you could do.......



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