2 old ladies at the bingo and 1 says to the other "Did you come on the bus?"

"yes" said the other one "but I managed 2 make it look like an asthma attack!!"
Unknown "cheeky" Ferocious - 17 years, 1 month ago

Johnny walks into his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one. His dad see's him and just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts "get out".

A little while latter Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's room so rushes in and is horrified to find him shagging his gran.

Johnny just looks at him and say's "Not so fkn funny when its you mum is it?!!!!"
Unknown "cheeky" Ferocious - 17 years, 1 month ago

Wife gets naked and asks hubby "what turns you on more, My pretty face or my sexy body?"

Hubby looks her up and down and replies, " Your sense of humour!"
Unknown "cheeky" Ferocious - 17 years, 1 month ago

A woman said to her man " I had a wet dream about you last night."

"Did you really?" he said

"Yes, I dream't you were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing!"
Unknown "cheeky" Ferocious - 17 years, 1 month ago

Every day a man walks up to a lady co worker standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath off air and tells her, " Your Hair Smells nice,"

After a week of this she went to see personnel to put a sexual harassment complaint in against him.

The Personnel manager said, " Whats wrong with him saying your hair smells nice?"

She said "Because its Keith the Dwarf!!!!!!"
Unknown "cheeky" Ferocious - 17 years, 1 month ago