Hahaha! As if you bought yourself! =p

Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe
anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone
throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute
this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says,
"I thought your paper would protect you."

Apparently youre quirky... i refuse to believe that.