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Bradley Muller
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Name:
Bradley Muller, 37/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:3:42 PM
Join date:14 years, 11 months, 6 days ago
Location: Randburg South Africa

"Just a decent guy looking for fun"
About me:
Im a decent, fun, loving, caring guy. Looking to have a fun time and get to know people. Want to know more, just ask....
About you:
Anyone that likes to enjoy life and have fun...
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Nerds are Sexy, South African Pets, South African Pets ♥
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Bradley's tales
Bradley Muller
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me they are not, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

Bradley Muller "In demand!" Purring - 14 years, 3 months, 15 days ago
Bradley Muller
Oral Medicine

A woman had been in coma for months. One day, nurses were in her room
giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and
noticed a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They
tried it again and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him,
"Crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
her out of her coma!"

The husband was somewhat sceptical, but they assured him that they would
close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat-lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.

The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, but I think she choked on it!"

Bradley Muller "In demand!" Purring - 14 years, 3 months, 15 days ago
Bradley Muller
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant, In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant, In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant, In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant, In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant, In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant, And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

Bradley Muller "In demand!" Purring - 14 years, 3 months, 15 days ago
Bradley Muller
AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,

"William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

Bradley Muller "In demand!" Purring - 14 years, 3 months, 15 days ago
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Dearest one, My name is grace, I am very happy to view your profile here today,as I'm interested in knowing you.reply me through my private email address at ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so that i can write you and send you my picture. Yours truly grace
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Freaken cold here over the weekend, today again, I do not like winter at all!!!!!!
Cold You have been given Cold.
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