I'm sure you could use one of these! So versatile, you know.

You have been given A Sonic Screwdriver. Crafted by

Hello, James. I'm your new mistress. Tracy has given you into my capable hands. You look like this armour would suit you well. :) *snuggles new pet*

You have been suited in shining armor.

gah you don't get many visitors do you? You need to get out more. Maybe if I raise your value you will attract more interest, ha.

You have been dressed as Master Yoda.