A man who had just survived an at-sea plane crash crawled up onto the sand of a tiny island. He noticed that the sand was red, the trees and grass were red, and all the birds were red. He gasped, and yelled: "Oh my god!! I've been marooned!"
Unknown "Renoir Femme" Carefree - 16 years, 10 months, 5 days ago

Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine married a common thief, Ariel walked on land for love and life, Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears.
Unknown "Renoir Femme" Carefree - 17 years, 9 days ago