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Unknown Adventurous - 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago

This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Unknown Adventurous - 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You're Drunk:
1. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
4.Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Sorry Miss, but you're not really my type.
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to piss in this parking lot or on the road side.
10. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Unknown Adventurous - 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago