thx 2 every1 tht thumbed my stuff n left me a comment xxxxxxxx
Unknown "Lil Sammy" Playful - 17 years, 7 months, 18 days ago

I LOVE MY BF JASON SO MUCH xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

HE IS THE LOVE OF MY LYF N I DNT NO WHERE I WUD B WIVOUT HYM xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown "Lil Sammy" Playful - 17 years, 7 months, 18 days ago

A man is in an antique shop. He notices a table with gate legs and drawers that is very expensive and asks the assistant why? She explains the table has magic powers.
"What sort of magic powers?" the man inquires.
"Well sir," the assistant replies. "If you ask the table a question, it will answer you."
"OK" the man says, getting into this idea. "Where does my wife keep getting all her extra money from?"
The table then rises up from the ground, the gate legs open wide and the drawers fall down!
Unknown "Lil Sammy" Playful - 17 years, 7 months, 18 days ago

Village idiot wins the lotto. Lotto agents say "we are currently low on funds, can we give you £3 million this week and £3 million next week?" Idiot says "If your gonna f**k me about just gimme my £1 back!
Unknown "Lil Sammy" Playful - 17 years, 7 months, 18 days ago

Two lovers go to the mountains for a romantic break. After choppiong wood he says "My hands are freezing". She say, "Put them between my thighs to warm them up". After chopping more wood, he says "My hands are areally freezing", shes says "Put them between my thighs and warm them up again". After dinner he chopes more wood and says "My hands are really, really freezing". She yells "For f**ks sake dont your ears ever get cold?"
Unknown "Lil Sammy" Playful - 17 years, 7 months, 18 days ago