A Short Course in Comparative Religion. Also known as A Short Guide to Comparative Religions. Just tellin' the Shit like it is!

TAOISM - Shit happens.
BUDDHISM - If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
ISLAM - If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
PROTESTANISM - Let the shit happen to someone else.
CALVINISM - Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
JUDAISM - Why does this shit always happen to us?
HINDUISM - This shit happened before.
CATHOLICISM - Shit happens because you're BAD.
HARE KRISHNA - Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
ATHEISM - No shit.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - Knock, knock, shit happens.
DEVIL WORSHIP - Sneppah tihs
NEW AGE - This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST - No shit on Saturdays.
COMMUNISM - It's everybody's shit.
NIHILISM - Who gives a shit?
HEISENBERGISM - Shit happened, we just don't know where.
SHI'ITE ISLAM - If shit happens, take a hostage.
SCIENTOLOGY - Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
CAPITALISM - Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
CEREMONIAL MAGIC - I can make shit Happen.
ZEN - What is the sound of shit happening?
NATION OF ISLAM - Don't take no shit!
PENTECOSTALISM - In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
SANTERIA - Shit Happens to your goat.
HEDONISM - There's nothing like a good shit happening.
VOODOO - Stick some pins in this shit!
CONFUCIANISM - Confucius says, "Shit Happens".
SATANISM - Whatever shit you want!

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