So this girl was on her way home from work (so many stories start this way). And she was walking past this house in which lived a family who she has seen but never met before.
As she is walking past, she sees the father standing outside talking to this man with a dog. She recognizes the dogged man as Jim, an old fellow who she used to see more of when she was a kid. He lives in the house diagonally behind hers.
So she's all like "hey! Long time no see! How've you been?" and he's all "oh I've been good! Yeah, it's been a while. How are you??".
So they chat, and he introduces her to the guy who lives in that house and somehow in conversation she goes "blah blah blah, well you living behind our house and all" and points in that direction.
He goes "um, no, I live over there" and points in the opposite direction.
She looks at the man's face, looks at his dog, back and his face and says "Oh shit, I think I musta thought you were someone else :|" Oops!! All embarrassed, she talks to them a bit longer and then says "WELL! it was nice meeting you both!" and hussles home real fast!
The End.
Unknown "Italian Pants" Frisky
- 16 years, 11 months, 23 days ago