So. I TOTALLY wrote the entire 5 page research paper... the day it was due.
...
Not lookin forward to the grade on it, but at least I actually got it done. Ive talked to 3 people from my class who hadnt even started it, two hours before class. Yah. Thats right. Community colleges ftw.
... if 'ftw' can be translated into 'suck major monkey balls'.
Unknown Dazed - 15 years, 6 months, 25 days ago

Blame my Owner. He finds the weirdest, most amusin stuff.

Your Sex Sign is...

You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups. You're a typical 'trysexual'... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried. You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever. Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being. Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic. You are very adventurous and curious about everything. Aquarians are the 'seekers' of the Zodiac. You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules. Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian. You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime. You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable. You reached sexual maturity at an early age. You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience. Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed. You love to be taught new sexual tricks. You love to experiment seuxally. You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions - Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric.

'What is your Sex Sign?'

Unknown Dazed - 15 years, 7 months, 5 days ago

Just gave blood. Third time trying, first time actually gettin thru the whole thing.

The first time my iron levels were two points too low- they couldnt accept it. The second time They were, fine, they got me all hosed up and the blood was pumping... and the chick next to me passed out and they were all flippin out trying to wake her back up and stop the blood and it freaked me out and I got diuzzy and almost passed out myself... had to stop before they'd gotten enough blood to keep.

This time i ALMOST passed out. Had the same whiting vision and nausea, but by movin my legs, lookin away, breathin deep they managed to get me to finnish the bag and then once I had the ice on me and a few seconds to calm down once the bag was off I started feelin better.

I think its just cause I lose the blood so fast. I have tiny little veins, but Im apparently a 'gusher'. ^\\^
Unknown Dazed - 15 years, 7 months, 7 days ago

Saw it on Kyle's profile and went and did it myself out of time wasting.


Unknown Dazed - 15 years, 7 months, 21 days ago

SOOO, stealin an idea from my Foxy master, I'm repostin one of his tales:

"Basically, a few nights ago, when I was very very drunk, I came up with the idea that everybody should go out and panic buy a certain product on a specific day.

I'm not quite sure what the reason behind this is is, other than the fact that a global shortage of carrots would be quite a laugh.

So, what I'm asking everybody to do, is on the 15th May, 2008 go out and buy a load of carrots. IF EVERYBODY DOES THIS, WE CAN MAKE THIS GLOBAL SHORTAGE OF CARROTS HAPPEN!

P.s PLEASE READ THE FAQ'S BEFORE POSTING!
Contact Info Website:
http://www.panicbuyers.co.nr/ "
Unknown Dazed - 16 years, 2 months, 7 days ago