The Value of Human Pets

We buy and sell humans and gifts, but did you ever wonder what your points are valued in real dollars and cents?

You can purchase points if you are hard up...but this is that the cost ratio is

1000 pts=1 dollar (USD)

Therefore:

250 points for $0.25
500 points for $0.50
1000 points for $1.00
2000 points for $2.00
5000 points for $5.00
10000 points for $10.00
20000 points for $20.00
50000 points for $50.00
100000 points for $100.00


Unknown Lonely - 16 years, 5 months, 18 days ago

Ladies, Take Notes.

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ’1 ’ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.



1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.


1. Crying is blackmail.



1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.



1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.



1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.



1.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.



1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.



1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.



1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.



1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ’nothing,’ We will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .



1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or cars.



1. You have enough clothes.



1. You have too many shoes.



1. I am in shape.

Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Unknown Lonely - 16 years, 5 months, 25 days ago

“Forever Summer”

Long days with friends romancing the night away
Sparks fly so high you are blind
Living an endless summer dream
Been hit hard by Californiacation
Not wanting to be awaken time will never run out
Adrenaline is flowing keeping the love strong
What teen spirit unaffected by age
Always entertained
Living life to its end 24/7
Can you feel the vibe of fun and love
Supersonic sound blears out fades away into the horizon
Looking out along the peaceful ocean view
Long days with friends romancing the night away
Sparks fly so high you are blind
Living an endless summer dream
Been hit hard by Californiacation
Not wanting to be awaken time will never run out
Adrenaline is flowing keeping the love strong
What teen spirit unaffected by age
Teens bursting with love from all over the world
The magnetic pull brings us close together
Born into a non stop party mood
Long days with friends romancing the night away
Sparks fly so high you are blind
Living an endless summer dream
Been hit hard by Californiacation
Not wanting to be awaken time will never run out
Adrenaline is flowing keeping the love strong
What teen spirit unaffected by age always entertained
Teens bursting with love from all over the world
The magnetic pull brings us close together
Born into a non stop party mood
Long days with friends romancing the night away
Sparks fly so high you are blind
Living an endless summer dream
Been hit hard by Californiacation
Not wanting to be awaken time will never run out 2

copywright 1997
Unknown Lonely - 16 years, 6 months ago

“Silent All These Years”

The memories have been locked away too long ago
All of these years I have fought for your love
All of these years I have struggled to find my way back into your heart
By the gift of God let it be true
His light will shine on us once again
What if God was one of us
Blinding light, that heals so exuberant and indescribable miracles
High above oh what love a seventh heaven the sun is gone
You stole my sunshine lost on the dark side of the moon
We gone to far
Been lost in our own world, never to meet again
As I see an angel
You are my angel saving myself from the tortured past
The memories have been locked away too long ago
All of these years I have fought for your love
All of these years I have struggled to find my way back into your heart
By the gift of God let it be true
His light will shine on us once again
What if God was one of us
Blinding light, that heals so exuberant and indescribable miracles
High above oh what love a seventh heaven
As I fall over and over again by the power of your love
As I am hooked on you
The sights and sounds electrify me
You make me feel on top of the world
Always trying to make time
The memories have been locked away too long ago
All of these years I have fought for your love
All of these years I have struggled to find my way back into your heart
By the gift of God let it be true
His light will shine on us once again
What if God was one of us
Blinding light, that heals so exuberant and indescribable miracles
High above oh what love a seventh heaven the sun is gone
You stole my sunshine lost on the dark side of the moon
We gone to far
Been lost in our own world, never to meet again 1
copywright 1998
Unknown Lonely - 16 years, 6 months ago

“The One I Need”

I’ve gone crazy without your love lost my mind
Oh how crazy I’ve been without you
My emotions are all out of sorts I wonder why I am all alone
You are the only one for me like you care anyway
Just one more chance is all I ask
I am down on my knees can’t you see that we need to come together once again
We will take it nice and slow, easy now
The fast lane was a disaster once before
Lighting will not strike twice in our love will I ever find my way home
Home is in your heart forever
I’ve gone crazy without your love lost my mind
Oh how crazy I’ve been without you
My emotions are all out of sorts I wonder why I am all alone
You are the only one for me like you care anyway
When I look into your eyes its all I ever feel
My best friend and my lover
The passion runs deep between us
A flowing river with the beauty of a rose
My pulse begins to race at the speed of light every time I see you this journey is endless
The road will never end you opened my eyes there flooded with love
The door to my heart belongs to you
As you light the fire in my soul
Your love is music to me that keeps me going
Time stands still when I am with you
This is going to last forever
Oh how crazy I’ve been without you
My emotions are all out of sorts I wonder why I am all alone
You are the only one for me
The passion runs deep between us
A flowing river with the beauty of a rose
My pulse begins to race at the speed of light every time I see you this journey is endless
For now I eternally love you 9
copywright 1996
Unknown Lonely - 16 years, 6 months ago