hey once upon a time....the end
Unknown "DishwasherDragon" Hurt - 16 years, 5 months, 11 days ago

once upon a time, there was a block of cheese....he travled the world....then some stupid person decided to use him as target practice...so by the time he got to switzerland he was known as swiss cheese....then he wanted to go swimming over to france...when he got there he was blue from the coldness and a little moldy.....then the french called him blue cheese....he got tired of france...so he left...he was happy now...so he was no longer blue and moldy...he was orange...because of how happy he was....he wondered his way to america...but on the way there he got some disease where he was covered in white spots.....then he was called american cheese....he was a little flat by this time....and he come upon a man named kraft...kraft got the most amazing idea of his life....he should invent cheese slice singles...he made a deal with the cheese and now he was known as kraft singles.....but some of the other cheeses were jealous of him...so the shredded him up...now he's stringed cheese.


the end,
Unknown "DishwasherDragon" Hurt - 16 years, 8 months, 28 days ago

once there was a man, he was doing his dishes, and while he was doing the dishes he opened...the dishwasher and what do you know A DRAGON POPPED OUT, HE WAS ATTACKED BY THE DRAGON, and the dragon was fiery and he had WINGS and it killed him....then the next day he was doing the dishes again and another dragon came out..but this time THE DRAGON WAS THE DISHWASHER then he dishwasher exploded..then another dragon came out AND IT ATE ALL OF THEM then the house exploded...then the next day he was doing his dishes again then he want to sleep...and he fell into the dishwasher...then he drank it all, drank all the water. and no more dragons came for him.
Unknown "DishwasherDragon" Hurt - 16 years, 8 months, 28 days ago