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"Rock Star"



Name:
Unknown, 42/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:7:00 PM
Join date:17 years, 1 month, 14 days ago
Location: wilmington, DE United States

"no i'm... doesn't"
About me:
i'm a wild and crazy guy! also why does reality seem so real sometimes yet extremely surreal at other times. It does not make sense! Why would a Wookie live on Endor? i promise i don't have ADD
About you:
i'd like to meet a girl/woman who knows exactly what she wants, and i will hope that it is sex(hey, it's the internet, what do you expect?)
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
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1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.......
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!!
Unknown "Rock Star" Ecstatic - 16 years, 6 months, 21 days ago
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this is a real product, honest

Unknown "Rock Star" Ecstatic - 16 years, 7 months, 10 days ago
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You Do The Math...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Unknown "Rock Star" Ecstatic - 16 years, 8 months, 24 days ago
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mmmm pig gum,that rocks!..lol not really eeeww greeeesy
You have been given Bacon Chewing Gum.
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You have been given Rawr.
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Yes..Yes.. I know our plans got fucked.. i was so busy that week.. We will catch up now that I'm done planning my mom's BIG 50th.. what a party.. i hope to talk to you soon...
You have been given Yes..Yes..I Know!...
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It's all most that time...let's do this..call me
You have been given AN INDECENT HP PROPOSAL.
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Unknown "mine" Adventurous - 16 years, 4 months, 21 days ago
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Nice beard you need to join my I love beards Herd!
Also think you have something missing from your life - me!!!!
You have been given sending you peas.
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