Or if you're a vegitarian. ;-)

You have been given seeds and nuts.

Incase your Hungry

You have been fed steak.

incase you are Bored.

You have been played yarn with.

You have been protected.

For my newest Pet.

You have been diamond collared.

Wow, your price went up pretty fast.

Goes to show that you are a pretty girl.

Keep on having fun. :)