was in Dubai a while ago.. enjoyed my time there
Saed Madanat " My Only Love" Loving - 11 years, 4 months, 3 days ago

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both
> could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising
> along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red,
> but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger
> seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I could
> have sworn we just went Through a red light.'
>
> After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection
> and the light was red. Again, they went right through. The
> woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
> had been red but was really concerned that she was losing
> it. She was getting nervous.
>
> At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red
> and they went on through. So, She turned to the other woman
> and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran
> through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us
> both!'
>
> Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving?'
Saed Madanat " My Only Love" Loving - 13 years, 6 months, 6 days ago

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car
> phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice
> urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news
> that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
> Please be careful!' 'Heck,' said Herman,
> 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'
Saed Madanat " My Only Love" Loving - 13 years, 6 months, 6 days ago

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over
> the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and
> adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to
> meeting a few times a week to play cards.
>
> One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the
> other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me ... I know
> we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't
> think of your name! I've thought And thought, but I
> can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is..
>
> Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes she
> just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How
> soon do you need to know?'
Saed Madanat " My Only Love" Loving - 13 years, 6 months, 6 days ago

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf
> one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy,
> isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied,
> 'it's Thursday.' And the third man chimed in,
> 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'

Saed Madanat " My Only Love" Loving - 13 years, 6 months, 6 days ago