thank you master

You have been vaccinated of rabies.

dude

I am taking good care of you
some fish
and a collar so you do not get lost
and spikes
cuz they are
bad ass

You have been spike-collared.

I wouldn't say that I'm weird, but I would say that I was trying to be nice....if you're talking about me, that is. Anyway, I would thumb your tales, but you don't have any....so I thumbed Anna's comments below.

Have a good time with the pets!

You have been given a split personality. Crafted by

see how you are my most valuable pet..?
you are now mine
I own you and will hunt you down if you try to leave or let a new owner handle you :D

dude
go buy me
some weird guy bought me without me knowing it..save me my life is in your hands dude don't fuck it up

I own you

and set the price so high..
no one can free you

"I am going to love you, hug you, pet you and lock you in a cage and keep you forever!!"
-Tiny toons
Elvira