So, weirdest experience so far with a newbie. i laughed my bum off the first time he contacted me - this "gentleman" (and i use the term loosely) contacted me and wanted to friend add me. i informed him that proper protocol would be to talk to my Master first. Master had one look at his profile - did not see any BDSM interests or groups in his profile and asked him not to contact me again...
A week later this man sends this email:
"I would also like it if oyu where my submissive as well. since oyu are in a open realtionship. I would love to have you do everything I sk in and out of the bedroom as well. But it is up to you if you are truley one that has the guts to go out and seek others for this!!!"
After laughing my a** off for about 10 minutes i sent him this exceedingly polite response:
"Where to begin..sigh..i'll start with being polite:
As someone completely unfamiliar with the BDSM lifestyle, you cannot possibly be aware of how many protocols you have breached. Your best move in all this would have been to ask for more information on BDSM and here i would be happy to help. Here's a couple of places to start:
http://www.wizdomme.com/infopack/
http://www.collarchat.com/
htt p://edmontonosociety.org/
Now for the not so polite stuff:
The first time you contacted me, i forgave your breach of protocol as a newbie who didn't know any better. However i did correct you on the proper course of action - that you needed my Master's permission in order to talk to me. Then, after my Master denies permission, you not only talk to me again but want me to be "your submissive"? That behavior is way beyond rude. It will get you banned in most chat rooms. And it will get you banned here. Immediately following this email you will be permanently blocked."
Some people...*shaking head*
tari_Kazarik "child-like" Seductive
- 16 years, 1 month, 3 days ago
