Oh, my first tale! This should really be cheesy, about-me'ish, and introductorary I s'pose... ;P
Once upon a time, there was a pet, who was led into the world of HP by his best friend scarlet kitti.
He was a pet of limited stature, measuring barely over 5'8", until donning his mighty Buffalo platforms, at which point he towered in at 6 feet tall!! Blessed with a fast metabolism and a relatively healthy lifestyle, he seemed to be able to keep in shape with barely a few weights, and a couple of dance floor cavorting hours a week.
He accidentally got a degree in Philosophy and Psychology, which was of very little use, and has happily forgotten his entire syllabus since, and now earns buttons, and some peanuts, working as a latex designer/tailor with his best friend scarlet kitti at their company
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He is a pet full of fun, and light-hearted whimsy, most comfortable dishing out wit, banter and foolishness. But is also known for thinking too much, and too deeply. He is quite adept with his claws at making pretty things, whether scratched onto paper with charcoal, or cut out and constructed from processed sheets of rubber-tree sap.
He is quite a thirsty pet, and likes regular visits to the pub. He is also quite a flamboyant thing, and likes dressing up in fancy clothes and dancing the night away, particularily in clubs playing music sounding gothy, alternativey, and eightiesesy.
The end.
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- 16 years, 8 months, 3 days ago