"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped"

"Girls are like iPhones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

" When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

""Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back."
Oliver A "Sinfully Mine♥" Playful - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"

"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

"What's the difference between a woman and a pool? none, it's still too expensive compared to the time you spend inside"

Oliver A "Sinfully Mine♥" Playful - 16 years, 6 months, 2 days ago

"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects"

"The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead"

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"


Oliver A "Sinfully Mine♥" Playful - 16 years, 6 months, 4 days ago

"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that."

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

"Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable"



Oliver A "Sinfully Mine♥" Playful - 16 years, 7 months, 11 days ago

This is a computer mouse training camp: thumb thum thumb to make sure your mouse remains fit and dont get too fat and lazy! Go ahead..make mouse day!
Oliver A "Sinfully Mine♥" Playful - 16 years, 9 months, 22 days ago