Life for a pet can sometimes be tough, in the beginning when i was barely hatched i was knocked around from pillar to post as i went from new home to new home,
You may not think dragons make the best of pets, but how wrong you are,
we make exellent pets if not the best for many reasons,
we will never get our fur,fluff or feathers all over your clothes and house because 1. we have scales and 2. we would not fit in to your home!!
we will therefor never get mud on your clean floors and carpets,
and for the same reason never have a little accident in your home while we become toilet trained,
infact if there was a neighbour you particularly disliked we could infact go to the toilet there, have you ever seen Dragon poop? its a biiiiig job!!,
also we are very handy to have around if you do any of the following...barbeques, smoking, camping, bonfire night, or just bonfires...i myself can roast a chicken from 500 yards away!,
we make fantastic guard animals too, so your neighbour has a pitbull? ask yourself this, is he flame retardent?, i think not!! (chuckles evily),
we basically can protect our owner from any threat they may come across,
so come and have a go if you think your hard enough!! lol,
when it comes to holidays forget concorde, you can tell your friends you got there by dragon! how cool is that?, we can whisk you away at a moments notice,
and lastly when our time is almost gone and the reaper comes to take us from you,
you dont even have to go through the hassle of burying us.....donate our bodies to the nearest chinese medicine shop!!! us dragons bodily parts will make you a mint,
you may have lost a pet but gained a fortune!!!!!
so in the end we paid for ourselves, not that you had to feed us, there is plenty of cattle and damsels out there, so no competition for the lady owner....your honour i rest my case.
Unknown Bold - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago