Welcome to HP :) I think the name fits you :)

You have been fed strawberries and cream.

hi Polly, Ben treated me to a new pet.. ..I hope you're well.. ..welcome aboard. Ahoy!
if you need to know anything, let me know.. ..a good owner always looks after his pets.. ..also, take a look at my tales (the Pirates code); it'll give you a few things to do to make sure I get to keep you. take care, Simon