RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008>>>
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it wouldnow be
>worth $49.00.>>>>
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.>>
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.>>
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have$49.00>left.>>>
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drankall>
the beer,>>
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You wouldhave>had $214.00.>>
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drinkheavily>and recycle.>>>>
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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