It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. There are two guys waiting at the dice table for additional competition. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The other two agree.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm not wearing underwear." With that she flips up her skirt and drops her underwear, stripping naked from the waste down. She then rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants! YES! I WIN!"
With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The other two just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!"
An American businessman took a trip to Japan. Feeling a little raunchy, he hired a local hooker. The entire time he was with her she kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy figured meant he was giving her great pleasure.
The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he excitedly called out "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked at him, confused and told him "No, you got it in the RIGHT hole."
