Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers, and type in your answers.

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks!


Kissed any one of your HP friends? Yes
Been arrested? No
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? No
Been suspended from school? No
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? No
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No
Broken a bone? No
Shaved your head? No
Blacked out from drinking? No
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? No
Donated Blood? No
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Lorrainium "lizzy" Tired - 16 years, 7 months, 7 days ago

I'm of Irish decent, so I can do these questionable jokes. Don't like it, don't read it. Ok, I love you, bye bye.
Lorrainium "lizzy" Tired - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2: one to hold the bulb, one drink until the room spins.
Lorrainium "lizzy" Tired - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

Found this on Nadina A.'s page.


God said to adam and eve:
-i have two gifts for you guys. pick.
- what's the presents though?
G: - ability to pee standing up
A:- i want it i want it!
eve wanted to be able to do that too. so they argued, but adam convinced her that peeing standing up is the essense of life for him, so eve gave up, and allowed him to have that gift.
God gave adam his present,and adam went peeing at every tree he saw. and it was fun. then to add some fun to his existant life, he went to the shore of a sea, and started drawing.
then eve asks God:
- what's the other present God?
G:- Brains, eve...brains...
Lorrainium "lizzy" Tired - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

If I have to be weird or random to get points...I'll do it. And well because I wanna. So there. :-P
Lorrainium "lizzy" Tired - 16 years, 10 months ago