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Linda
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"Angel Has Flown"



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The Five Love Languages

My primary love language is probably
Acts of Service
with a secondary love language being
Words of Affirmation.

Complete set of results

Acts of Service: 8
Words of Affirmation: 7
Physical Touch: 6
Quality Time: 5
Receiving Gifts: 4


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Unhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. Sometimes we don't understand our partner's requirements, or even our own. We all have a "love tank" that needs to be filled in order for us to express love to others, but there are different means by which our tank can be filled, and there are different ways that we can express love to others.

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Linda "Angel Has Flown" outta here - 14 years, 10 months, 20 days ago
Linda
Okay, so I showed that last tale to my husband this morning...*g* we discussed some of my answers, and then he reminded me of something I had forgotten *pmpl*...we're gonna have to change that value to £675.5 ;)
Thanks honey, I love you too xoxox lol
Linda
Linda "Angel Has Flown" outta here - 15 years ago
Linda
I'm worth £625.5 (errmmm...how much is that in $? lmao)
How much are you worth?

1) Smoked pot -- £10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --£50
3) Cheated on your significant other -- £10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- £50
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
6) Went streaking -- £5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
8) Kissed a co-worker-- £ 20
9)Kissed your boss --£50
10) Been arrested -- £5
11) Spent time in jail -- £15
12) Peed in the pool -- £0.50
13) Played spin the bottle -- £5
14) Done something you regret -- £20
15) Slept with your best friend >-- £20
16) Been in love with a stripper -- £20
17) Went skinny dipping -- £5
18) Been slapped-- £5
19) Slapped someone-- £5
20) Beat up someone -- £20
21) Been jumped -- £10
22) Ever had sex at church -- £25
23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- £25
24) Cheated on test -- £50
25) Vandalized something -- £20
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- £100
27) Crossed dressed -- £10
28) Given money to stripper -- £25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- £30
30) Been in love with a stripper -- £20
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --£10
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- £15
33) Ever drive drunk -- £20
34) Used toys while having sex -- £30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
36) Had sex in a pool -- £20
37) Masturbated -- £10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --£20
39) Done oral -- £5
40) Got oral -- £5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- £25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- £40
43) Stole something -- £10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- £25
45) Made a dirty home video -- £15
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --£30
47) Had a threesome -- £50
48) Had sex in a public place-- £20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- £25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --£20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Linda "Angel Has Flown" outta here - 15 years, 1 day ago
Linda
My beautiful daughter shared this story, that she heard at school, with me…

The story concerns twin boys of five or six. Worried that the boys had developed extreme personalities -- one was a total pessimist, the other a total optimist -- their parents took them to a psychiatrist.
: First the psychiatrist treated the pessimist. Trying to brighten his outlook, the psychiatrist took him to a room piled to the ceiling with brand-new toys. But instead of yelping with delight, the little boy burst into tears. "What's the matter?" the psychiatrist asked, baffled. "Don't you want to play with any of the toys?" "Yes," the little boy bawled, "but if I did I'd only break them."
: Next the psychiatrist treated the optimist. Trying to dampen his outlook, the psychiatrist took him to a room piled to the ceiling with horse manure. But instead of wrinkling his nose in disgust, the optimist emitted just the yelp of delight the psychiatrist had been hoping to hear from his brother, the pessimist. Then he clambered to the top of the pile, dropped to his knees, and began gleefully digging out scoop after scoop with his bare hands. "What do you think you're doing?" the psychiatrist asked, just as baffled by the optimist as he had been by the pessimist. "With all this manure," the little boy replied, beaming, "there must be a pony in here somewhere!"

It’s become somewhat of an “inside joke” with the two of us…whenever something goes wrong, we will look at it from all angles, until we “find our pony”, our silver lining, our rainbow…and, hard as it is to see sometimes, it’s always there…
I have a beloved friend who’s going through a hard time today, and I just want to say to him “keep looking sweetheart…with all this sh*t, there’s got to be a pony in here somewhere” xoxoxoxox


Linda "Angel Has Flown" outta here - 15 years, 14 days ago
Linda
Q: I was wondering...how do you like to be worshiped?

how do I like to be worshiped? Hmm, interesting question hun...;0) let me think...

Firstly, one must worship me with their eyes...gazing upon my countenance with admiration and wonder

Secondly, one should worship me with their words...telling me of their adoration and affection, murmuring endearments describing their desire and devotion

Thirdly, one may worship me with their hands...stroking and petting me in ways that would soothe and relax, excite and titillate

Next, should I find their attention pleasing, one may worship me with their lips...bestowing kisses and sweet nibbles, partaking of my taste and savoring my flavors

After that? lol ~ who knows *g*
Linda
Linda "Angel Has Flown" outta here - 15 years, 18 days ago
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Your very own rainbow ☼ You have been given Your very own rainbow ☼.
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i will miss you :(
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Miss you already Sweetheart!! Do what you need to do - we all love you!! xx
Showering you... with love :-) You have been given Showering you... with love :-).
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=(((((((((( what's happened sweetieee
Friends Forever You have been given Friends Forever.
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